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More: HOW TO KNOW WHEN
YOUR MARRIAGE IS IN TROUBLE
While these are offered 'tongue-in-cheek', some might hit home, especially if you take the point being made 'down-a-notch'. - If you have any additions for this listing, please email them to us!
You're told to do whatever makes you happy, as long as it does not involve them.
They fix you up on a 'dinner date' with the postperson or the newly divorced neighbor.
They no longer make any suggestions or express opinions, when you ask for them.
They have no problem with you going to Las Vegas by yourself.
They visibly cringe when you touch them.
They won't snuggle in the winter, because they're cold, even with pajamas, 2 blankets, and the heat on 80 degrees.
They say that want to sleep with 'the boss'. And, you are not the 'boss'.
Your children are said to be 'their' children. (As opposed to 'our' children.)
When you ask for a hug, they tell you that they need their space.
You email each other when both of you are home, rather than talk.
You hold so much anger inside, that you actually begin to resemble a tea kettle.
They say that the relationship problems are their fault, but that they cannot and will not do anything about correcting them.
To stop you from complaining that you never get to cuddle, any more, they buy you a large, stuffed animal.
You wonder just how happy the couples in the 1950's were, having separate, twin beds.
Guiness calls to include you, as either the most nagged or sexually-rejected spouse.
You wish that you were treated as well as a roommate would be.
The last time that you both ate dinner out at a restaurant, a steak dinner was $1.50.
The dog or cat provides better companionship than your spouse does.
When sparks fly, nowadays, so do frying pans, lamps, and...
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